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"Hi its Kate it was lovely to see you tonight and ill phone you tomorrow. I got to sing and a guy gave me his card! xxx",ham
"Thinking of u ;) x",ham
Me too! Have a lovely night xxx,ham
Hey hun-onbus goin 2 meet him. He wants 2go out 4a meal but I donyt feel like it cuz have 2 get last bus home!But hes sweet latelyxxx,ham
Hi mate its RV did u hav a nice hol just a message 3 say hello coz haven’t sent u 1 in ages started driving so stay off roads!RVx,ham
IM FINE BABES AINT BEEN UP 2 MUCH THO! SAW SCARY MOVIE YEST ITS QUITE FUNNY! WANT 2MRW AFTERNOON? AT TOWN OR MALL OR SUMTHIN?xx,ham
I notice you like looking in the shit mirror youre turning into a right freak,ham
IM LATE TELLMISS IM ON MY WAY,ham
Been up to ne thing interesting. Did you have a good birthday? When are u wrking nxt? I started uni today.,ham
IM GONNAMISSU SO MUCH!!I WOULD SAY IL SEND U A POSTCARD BUTTHERES ABOUTAS MUCH CHANCE OF MEREMEMBERIN ASTHERE IS OFSI NOT BREAKIN HIS CONTRACT!! LUV Yaxx,ham
Thanx 4 the time we’ve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx,ham
You stayin out of trouble stranger!!saw Dave the other day he’s sorted now!still with me bloke when u gona get a girl MR!ur mum still Thinks we will get 2GETHA! ,ham
THANX 4 PUTTIN DA FONE DOWN ON ME!!,ham
I know dat feelin had it with Pete! Wuld get with em , nuther place nuther time mayb?,ham
U 2.,ham
Thanx u darlin!im cool thanx. A few bday drinks 2 nite. 2morrow off! Take care c u soon.xxx,ham
HIYA COMIN 2 BRISTOL 1 ST WEEK IN APRIL. LES GOT OFF + RUDI ON NEW YRS EVE BUT I WAS SNORING.THEY WERE DRUNK! U BAK AT COLLEGE YET? MY WORK SENDS INK 2 BATH.,ham
Sez, hows u & de arab boy? Hope u r all good give my love 2 evry1 love ya eshxxxxxxxxxxx,ham
THING R GOOD THANX GOT EXAMS IN MARCH IVE DONE NO REVISION? IS FRAN STILL WITH BOYF? IVE GOTTA INTERVIW 4 EXETER BIT WORRIED!x,ham
I love u 2 babe! R u sure everything is alrite. Is he being an idiot? Txt bak girlie,ham
I luv u soo much u don’t understand how special u r 2 me ring u 2morrow luv u xxx,ham
NOT MUCH NO FIGHTS. IT WAS A GOOD NITE!!,ham
JADE ITS PAUL. Y DIDN’T U TXT ME? DO U REMEMBER ME FROM BARMED? I WANT 2 TALK 2 U! TXT ME,ham
LOOK AT AMY URE A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT WOMAN AND I LIKE U A LOT. I KNOW U DON’T LIKE ME LIKE THAT SO DON’T WORRY.,ham
"Getting tickets 4 walsall tue 6 th march. My mate is getting me them on sat. ill pay my treat. Want 2 go. Txt bak .Terry",ham
Alrite jod hows the revision goin? Keris bin doin a smidgin. N e way u wanna cum over after college?xx,ham
Wot about on wed nite I am 3 then but only til 9!,ham
Pete,is this your phone still? Its Jenny from college and Leanne.what are you up to now?:),ham
Sorry about that this is my mates phone and i didnt write it love Kate,ham
Have you finished work yet? :),ham
HMM yeah if your not too grooved out! And im looking forward to my pound special :),ham
Thank god they are in bed!,ham
"Hey! do u fancy meetin me at 4 at cha – hav a lil beverage on me. if not txt or ring me and we can meet up l8r. quite tired got in at 3 v.pist ;) love Pete x x x",ham
IM REALY SOZ IMAT MY MUMS 2NITE WHAT ABOUT 2MORO ,ham
Hi darlin im on helens fone im gonna b up the princes 2 nite please come up tb love Kate,ham
"ER, ENJOYIN INDIANS AT THE MO..yeP. SaLL gOoD HehE ;> hows bout u shexy? Pete Xx",ham
No it was cancelled yeah baby! Well that sounds important so i understand my darlin give me a ring later on this fone love Kate x,ham
HI DARLIN ITS KATE ARE U UP FOR DOIN SOMETHIN TONIGHT? IM GOING TO A PUB CALLED THE SWAN OR SOMETHING WITH MY PARENTS FOR ONE DRINK SO PHONE ME IF U CAN,ham
Im in inperialmusic listening2the weirdest track ever by”leafcutter john”-sounds like insects being molested&someone plumbing,remixed by evil men on acid!,ham
HI DARLIN HOW WAS WORK DID U GET INTO TROUBLE? IJUST TALKED TO YOUR MUM ALL MORNING! I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT IM GOIN OUT SOON BUT CALL ME IF U CAN,ham
HI DARLIN IM MISSIN U HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN ARE U BACK AND WHAT TIME IF U CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT HOME. JESS XX,ham
HI BABE U R MOST LIKELY TO BE IN BED BUT IM SO SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT! I REALLY WANNA SEE U TOMORROW SO CALL ME AT 9. LOVE ME XXX,ham
Hi im having the most relaxing time ever! we have to get up at 7am every day! was the party good the other night? I get home tomorrow at 5ish.,ham
"OH FUCK. JUSWOKE UP IN A BED ON A BOATIN THE DOCKS. SLEPT WID 25 YEAR OLD. SPINOUT! GIV U DA GOSSIP L8R. XXX",ham
"BOO BABE! U ENJOYIN YOURJOB? U SEEMED 2 B GETTIN ON WELL HUNNY!HOPE URE OK?TAKE CARE & I’LLSPEAK 2U SOONLOTS OF LOVEME XXXX.",ham
"HELLO U.CALL WEN U FINISH WRK.I FANCY MEETIN UP WIV U ALL TONITE AS I NEED A BREAK FROM DABOOKS. DID 4 HRS LAST NITE+2 TODAY OF WRK!",ham
"ALRITE HUNNY!WOT U UP 2 2NITE? DIDNT END UP GOIN DOWN TOWN JUS DA PUB INSTEAD! JUS CHILLIN AT DA MO IN ME BEDROOM!LOVE JEN XXX.",ham
U WILL SWITCH YOUR FONE ON DAMMIT!!,ham
"Hi darlin i cantdo anythingtomorrow as myparents aretaking me outfor a meal. when are u free? Katexxx",ham
"NOT ENUFCREDEIT TOCALL.SHALL ILEAVE UNI AT 6 +GET A BUS TO YOR HOUSE?",ham
"Pete can you please ring meive hardly gotany credit",ham
"CAN I PLEASE COME UP NOW IMIN TOWN.DONTMATTER IF URGOIN OUTL8R,JUST REALLYNEED 2DOCD.PLEASE DONTPLEASE DONTIGNORE MYCALLS,U NO THECD ISV.IMPORTANT TOME 4 2MORO",ham
Ill be at yours in about 3 mins but look out for me,ham
"Hi darlin did youPhone me? Im atHome if youwanna chat.",ham
WOT U WANNA DO THEN MISSY?,ham
Sary just need Tim in the bollox &it hurt him a lot so he tol me!,ham
HOW ARE U? I HAVE MISSED U! I HAVENT BEEN UP 2 MUCH A BIT BORED WITH THE HOLIDAY WANT 2 GO BAK 2 COLLEGE! SAD ISNT IT?xx,ham
How u doin baby girl ?? hope u are okay every time I call ure phone is off! I miss u get in touch,ham
ILL B DOWN SOON,ham
Hello, hello, hi lou sorry it took so long 2 reply- I left mobile at friends in Lancaster, just got it bak Neway im sorry I couldn’t make ur b’day 2 hun!,ham
OH YEAH,AND HAV A GREAT TIME IN NEWQUAY-SEND ME A POSTCARD !1 LOOK AFTER ALL THE GIRLS WHILE IM GONE(U KNOW THE 1IM TALKIN BOUT!)xx,ham
CHEERS LOU! YEAH WAS A GOODNITE SHAME U NEVA CAME! C YA GAILxx,ham
Wot u up 2? Thout u were gonna call me!! Txt bak luv K,ham
2 celebrate my b’day, y else?,ham
Fine if that’s the way u feel. That’s the way its gota b,ham
MY NEW YEARS EVE WAS OK. I WENT TO A PARTY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. WHO IS THIS SI THEN HEY,ham
I have no money 4 steve mate! !,ham
IM GONNA MISS U SO MUCH,ham
Jane babes not goin 2 wrk, feel ill after lst nite. Foned in already cover 4 me chuck.:-),ham
Hiya do u like the hlday pics looked horrible in them so took mo out! Hows the camp Amrca thing? Speak soon Serena:),ham
HELLOGORGEOUS, HOWS U? MY FONE WAS ON CHARGE LST NITW WEN U TEXD ME. HOPEU AD A NICE WKEND AS IM SURE U DID LOOKIN 4WARD 2 C-IN U 2MRW LUV JAZ,ham
I REALLY NEED 2 KISS U I MISS U MY BABY FROM UR BABY 4EVA,ham
ALRITE SAM ITS NIC JUST CHECKIN THAT THIS IS UR NUMBER-SO IS IT?T.B*,ham
PISS IS TALKING IS SOMEONE THAT REALISE U THAT POINT THIS AT IS IT.(NOW READ IT BACKWARDS),ham
U GOIN OUT 2NITE?,ham
Okay name ur price as long as its legal! Wen can I pick them up? Y u ave x ams xx,ham
Where wuld I be without my baby? The thought alone mite break me and I don’t wanna go crazy but everyboy needs his lady xxxxxxxx,ham
Hey no I ad a crap nite was borin without ya 2 boggy with me u boring biatch! Thanx but u wait til nxt time il ave ya ,ham
"Hello-/@drivby-:0quit edrunk sorry iff pthis makes no senrd-dnot no how ^ dancce 2 drum n basq!ihave fun 2nhite x ros xxxxxxx",ham
Hi its Kate how is your evening? I hope i can see you tomorrow for a bit but i have to bloody babyjontet! Txt back if u can. :) xxx,ham
WHO ARE YOU SEEING?,ham
Ok im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i wanna spend the evening with you cos that would be vewy vewy lubly! Love me xxx,ham
Oh thats late! Well have a good night and i will give u a call tomorrow. Iam now going to go to sleep night night,ham
Cheers for the message Zogtorius. I’ve been staring at my phone for an age deciding whether to text or not.,ham
I can’t wait for cornwall. Hope tonight isn’t too bad as well but it’s rock night shite. Anyway i’m going for a kip now have a good night. Speak to you soon.,ham
Hi babe its me thanks for coming even though it didnt go that well!i just wanted my bed! Hope to see you soon love and kisses xxx,ham
Just gettin a bit arty with my collages at the mo, well tryin 2 ne way! Got a roast in a min lovely i shall enjoy that!,ham
MY NO. IN LUTON 0125698789 RING ME IF UR AROUND! H*,ham
HEY THERE BABE, HOW U DOIN? WOT U UP 2 2NITE LOVE ANNIE X.,ham
"Si.como no?!listened2the plaid album-quite gd&the new air1 which is hilarious-also bought”braindance”a comp.ofstuff on aphex’s ;abel,u hav2hear it!c u sn xxxx",ham
HI DARLIN IVE JUST GOT BACK AND I HAD A REALLY NICE NIGHT AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIFT SEE U TOMORROW XXX,ham
I hope you arnt pissed off but id would really like to see you tomorrow. Love me xxxxxxxxxxxxxX,ham
SO IS TH GOWER MATE WHICH IS WHERE I AM!?! HOW R U MAN? ALL IS GOOD IN WALES ILL B BACK ‘MORROW. C U THIS WK? WHO WAS THE MSG 4? – RANDOM!,ham
Hope you’re not having too much fun without me!! see u tomorrow love jess x,ham
"AH POOR BABY!HOPE URFEELING BETTERSN LUV! PROBTHAT OVERDOSE OF WORK HEY GO CAREFUL SPK 2 U SN LOTS OF LOVEJEN XXX.",ham
"Hey j! r u feeling any better, hopeSo hunny. i amnow feelin ill & ithink i may have tonsolitusaswell! damn iam layin in bedreal bored. lotsof luv me xxxx",ham
WOT U UP 2 J?,ham
"HI BABE UAWAKE?FEELLIKW SHIT.JUSTFOUND OUT VIA ALETTER THATMUM GOTMARRIED 4thNOV.BEHIND OURBACKS – FUCKINNICE!SELFISH,DEVIOUSBITCH.ANYWAY,I’L CALL U",ham
"SHIT BABE.. THASA BIT MESSED UP.YEH, SHE SHUDVETOLD U. DID URGRAN KNOW?NEWAY, ILLSPEAK 2 U2MORO WEN IM NOT ASLEEP...",ham
"HEY KATE, HOPE UR OK... WILL GIVE U A BUZ WEDLUNCH. GO OUTSOMEWHERE 4 ADRINK IN TOWN..CUD GO 2WATERSHD 4 A BIT? PPL FROMWRK WILL BTHERE. LOVE PETEXXX.",ham
"Petey boy whereare you me and all your friendsare in theKingshead come down if you canlove Nic",ham
"Aww you must be nearly dead!Well Jez isComing over toDo some workAnd that whillTake forever!",ham
"alright babe, justthought i’d sayhey! how u doin?nearly the endof me wk offdam nevamind!We will have 2Hook up sn if uwant m8? loveJen x.",ham
Right it wasnt you who phoned it was someone with a number like yours!,ham
Y?WHERE U AT DOGBREATH? ITS JUST SOUNDING LIKE JAN C THAT’S AL!!!!!!!!!,ham
R U &SAM P IN EACHOTHER. IF WE MEET WE CAN GO 2 MY HOUSE,ham
Babes I think I got ur brolly I left it in English wil bring it in 2mrw 4 u luv Franxx,ham
WHAT TIME U WRKIN?,ham
HEY GIRL. HOW R U? HOPE U R WELL ME AN DEL R BAK! AGAIN LONG TIME NO C! GIVE ME A CALL SUM TIME FROM LUCYxx,ham
I HAVE A DATE ON SUNDAY WITH WILL!!,ham
Hi the way I was with u 2day, is the normal way&this is the real me. UR unique&I hope I know u 4 the rest of mylife. Hope u find wot was lost.,ham
HI HUN! IM NOT COMIN 2NITE-TELL EVERY1 IM SORRY 4 ME, HOPE U AVA GOODTIME!OLI RANG MELNITE IFINK IT MITE B SORTED,BUT IL EXPLAIN EVERYTHIN ON MON.L8RS.x,ham
Thanx 4 2day! U r a goodmate I THINK UR RITE SARY! ASUSUAL!1 U CHEERED ME UP! LOVE U FRANYxxxxx,ham
Hey darlin.. i can pick u up at college if u tell me wen & where 2 mt.. love Pete xx,ham
HAPPY NEW YEAR MY NO.1 MAN,ham
ALRITE,ham
Wot u up 2 u weirdo?,ham
U haven’t lost me ill always b here 4u.i didn’t intend 2 hurt u but I never knew how u felt about me when Iwas+marine&that’s what itried2tell urmom.i careabout u,ham
Wot is u up 2 then bitch?,ham
PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEE TEL ME V AVENT DONE SPORTSx,ham
No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch,ham
Im just wondering what your doing right now?,ham
I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u,ham
HELLO PEACH! MY CAKE TASTS LUSH!,ham
THANX4 TODAY CER IT WAS NICE 2 CATCH UP BUT WE AVE 2 FIND MORE TIME MORE OFTEN OH WELL TAKE CARE C U SOON.C,ham
PICK UR FONE UP NOW U DUMB?,ham
There the size of elephant tablets & u shove um up ur ass!!,ham
I walked an hour 2 c u! doesn’t that show I care y wont u believe im serious?,ham
Try neva mate!!,ham
I’m cool ta luv but v.tired 2 cause i have been doin loads of planning all wk, we have got our social services inspection at the nursery! Take care & spk sn x.,ham
Sounds better than my evening im just doing my costume. Im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i will txt you at the end.,ham
Oh ok i didnt know what you meant. Yep i am baby jontin,ham
Awww dat is sweet! We can think of something to do he he! Have a nice time tonight ill probably txt u later cos im lonely :( xxx.,ham
cud u tell ppl im gona b a bit l8 cos 2 buses hav gon past cos they were full & im still waitin 4 1. Pete x,ham
SORRY IM STIL FUCKED AFTER LAST NITE WENT TOBED AT 430 GOT UP 4 WORK AT 630,ham
How are you babes. Hope your doing ok. I had a shit nights sleep. I fell asleep at 5.I’m knackered and i’m dreading work tonight. What are thou upto tonight. X,ham
Ok darlin i supose it was ok i just worry too much.i have to do some film stuff my mate and then have to babysit again! But you can call me there.xx,ham
Mmm thats better now i got a roast down me! i’d b better if i had a few drinks down me 2! Good indian?,ham
YO YO YO BYATCH WHASSUP?,ham
Hi Jon, Pete here, Ive bin 2 Spain recently & hav sum dinero left, Bill said u or ur ‘rents mayb interested in it, I hav 12,000pes, so around £48, tb, James.,ham
ELLO BABE U OK?,ham
Hi juan. Im coming home on fri hey. Of course i expect a welcome party and lots of presents. Ill phone u when i get back. Loads of love nicky x x x x x x x x x,ham
hi my darlin im on my way to London and we have just been smashed into by another driver! and have a big dent! im really missing u what have u been up to? xxx,ham
hi baby im cruisin with my girl friend what r u up 2? give me a call in and hour at home if thats alright or fone me on this fone now love jenny xxx,ham
"GRAN ONLYFOUND OUT AFEW DAYS AGO.CUSOON HONI",ham
"CHEERS FOR CALLIN BABE.SOZI CULDNT TALKBUT I WANNATELL U DETAILS LATER WENWECAN CHAT PROPERLY X",ham
"HEY DAS COOL... IKNOW ALL 2 WELLDA PERIL OF STUDENTFINANCIAL CRISIS!SPK 2 U L8R.",ham
WOT STUDENT DISCOUNT CAN U GET ON BOOKS?,ham
"NONE!NOWHERE IKNO DOESDISCOUNT!SHITINNIT",ham
"What are youdoing later? Sar xxx",ham
"Im on gloucesterroad what are uup to later?",ham
"Im at arestaurant eating squid! i will be out about 10:30 wanna dosomething or is that to late?",ham
"Hi missed your Call and my mumHas beendropping red wine all over theplace! what is your adress?",ham
Al he does is moan at me if n e thin goes wrong its my fault&al de arguments r my fault&fed up of him of himso y bother? Hav 2go, thanx.xx,ham
Now u sound like manky scouse boy steve,like! I is travelling on da bus home.wot has u inmind 4 recreation dis eve?,ham
DO U WANT 2 MEET UP 2MORRO,ham
HEY MATE! HOWS U HONEY?DID U AVE GOOD HOLIDAY? GIMMI DE GOSS!x,ham
Ding me on ya break fassyole! Blacko from londn,ham
Ill call u 2mrw at ninish, with my address that icky American freek wont stop callin me 2 bad Jen k eh?,ham
Hi neva worry bout da truth coz the truth will lead me 2 ur heart. It’s the least a unique person like u deserve. Sleep tight or morning,ham
U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IVE EVER SEEN. U R MY BABY COME AND C ME IN THE COMMON ROOM,ham
WHEN THE FIRST STRIKE IS A RED ONE. THE BIRD + ANTELOPE BEGIN TOPLAY IN THE FIELDOF SELFINDEPENDENCE BELIEVE THIS + THE FLOWER OF CONTENTION WILL GROW.RANDOM!,ham
THAT’S ALRITE GIRL, U KNOW GAIL IS NEVA WRONG!!TAKE CARE SWEET AND DON’T WORRY.C U L8TR HUN!LOVE Yaxxx,ham
DO NOT B LATE LOVE MUM,ham
Where @,ham
Hi Petey!noi’m ok just wanted 2 chat coz avent spoken 2 u 4 a long time-hope ur doin alrite.have good nit at js love ya am.x,ham
OH RITE. WELL IM WITH MY BEST MATE PETE, WHO I WENT OUT WITH 4 A WEEK+ NOW WERE 2GEVA AGAIN. ITS BEEN LONGER THAN A WEEK.,ham
Thank u. IT BETTER WORK OUT CAUSE I WILL FEEL USED OTHERWISE,ham
Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?,ham
Im sorry bout last nite it wasn’t ur fault it was me, spouse it was pmt or sumthin! U 4give me? I think u shldxxxx,ham
Lmao!nice 1,ham
Nite nite pocay wocay luv u more than n e thing 4eva I promise ring u 2morrowxxxx,ham
"ME 2 BABE I FEEL THE SAME LETS JUST 4GET ABOUT IT+BOTH TRY +CHEER UP+NOT FIT SOO MUCHXXLOVE U LOCAXX",ham
FRAN I DECIDED 2 GO N E WAY IM COMPLETELY BROKE AN KNACKERED I GOT UP BOUT 3 C U 2MRW LOVE JANX P.S THIS IS MY DADS FONE, -NO CREDIT,ham
CERI U REBEL! SWEET DREAMZ ME LITTLE BUDDY!! C YA 2MORO! WHO NEEDS BLOKES,ham
G.W.R,ham
Yeah, probably but not sure. Ilol let u know, but personally I wuldnt bother, then again if ur goin to then I mite as well!!,ham
No b4 Thursday,ham
HI DARLIN I FINISH AT 3 DO U 1 2 PICK ME UP OR MEET ME? TEXT BACK ON THIS NUMBER LUV KATE XXX,ham
HI DARLIN I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE NIGHT I WISH I HAD COME CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU LOVE FRAN PS I WANT DIRTY ANAL SEX AND I WANT A 10 MAN GANG BANG,ham
Hello darlin ive finished college now so txt me when u finish if u can love Kate xxx,ham
Have you had a good day? Mine was really busy are you up to much tomorrow night?,ham
Hi its me you are probably having too much fun to get this message but i thought id txt u cos im bored! and james has been farting at me all night,ham
make that 3! 4 fucks sake?! x,ham
ZOE IT JUST HIT ME 2 IM FUCKING SHITIN MYSELF IL DEFO TRY MY HARDEST 2 CUM 2MOROW LUV U MILLIONS LEKDOG,ham
WE REGRET TO INFORM U THAT THE NHS HAS MADE A MISTAKE.U WERE NEVER ACTUALLY BORN.PLEASE REPORT 2 YOR LOCAL HOSPITAL 2B TERMINATED.WE R SORRY 4 THE INCONVENIENCE,ham
No probs hon! How u doinat the mo?,ham
Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x,ham
HI ITS KATE CAN U GIVE ME A RING ASAP XXX,ham
HI ITS JESS I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE AT WORK BUT CALL ME WHEN U CAN IM AT HOME ALL EVE. XXX,ham
HI BABE IM AT HOME NOW WANNA DO SOMETHING? XX,ham
Hi baby ive just got back from work and i was wanting to see u allday! I hope i didnt piss u off on the phone today. If u are up give me a call xxx,ham
26th OF JULY,ham
hi baby im sat on the bloody bus at the mo and i wont be home until about 7:30 wanna do somethin later? call me later ortxt back jess xx,ham
Bugis oso near wat... ,ham
Go until jurong point, crazy.. Available only in bugis n great world la e buffet... Cine there got amore wat...,ham
I dunno until when... Lets go learn pilates...,ham
Den only weekdays got special price... Haiz... Cant eat liao... Cut nails oso muz wait until i finish drivin wat, lunch still muz eat wat... ,ham
Meet after lunch la...,ham
Yunny i'm walking in citylink now ü faster come down... Me very hungry...,ham
5 nights...We nt staying at port step liao...Too ex,ham
Hey pple...$700 or $900 for 5 nights...Excellent location wif breakfast hamper!!!,ham
Yun ah.the ubi one say if ü wan call by tomorrow.call 67441233 look for irene.ere only got bus8,22,65,61,66,382. Ubi cres,ubi tech park.6ph for 1st 5wkg days.èn,ham
Hey tmr maybe can meet you at yck,ham
Oh...i asked for fun. Haha...take care. ü,ham
We are supposed to meet to discuss abt our trip... Thought xuhui told you? In the afternoon. Thought we can go for lesson after that,ham
I can. But it will tell quite long, cos i haven't finish my film yet...,ham
Haha... can... But i'm having dinner with my cousin...,ham
Oh... Kay... On sat right?,ham
I need... Coz i never go before ,ham
Hey next sun 1030 there's a basic yoga course... at bugis... We can go for that... Pilates intro next sat.... Tell me what time you r free,ham
I am going to sao mu today. Will be done only at 12 ,ham
Hey gals...U all wanna meet 4 dinner at nìte? ,ham
Jos ask if u wana meet up?,ham
Haiyoh... Maybe your hamster was jealous of million,ham
is your hamster dead? Hey so tmr i meet you at 1pm orchard mrt? ,ham
Hey i've booked the pilates and yoga lesson already... Haha,ham
Yup... I havent been there before... You want to go for the yoga? I can call up to book ,ham
K... Must book a not huh? so going for yoga basic on sunday?,ham
Hey so this sat are we going for the intro pilates only? Or the kickboxing too? ,ham
Sat right? Okay thanks... ,ham
Yup... From what i remb... I think should be can book... ,ham
Book which lesson? then you msg me... I will call up after work or sth... I'm going to get specs. My membership is PX3748,ham
We can go 4 e normal pilates after our intro... ,ham
Sun ah... Thk mayb can if dun have anythin on... Thk have to book e lesson... E pilates is at orchard mrt u noe hor... ,ham
Thk shld b can... Ya, i wana go 4 lessons... Haha, can go for one whole stretch...,ham
Sounds gd... Haha... Can... Wah, u yan jiu so fast liao...,ham
Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha... ,ham
Kaiez... Enjoy ur tuition... Gee... Thk e second option sounds beta... I'll go yan jiu den msg u...,ham
K.. I yan jiu liao... Sat we can go 4 bugis vill one frm 10 to 3 den hop to parco 4 nb. Sun can go cine frm 1030 to 2, den hop to orc mrt 4 hip hop at 4...,ham
Okies... I'll go yan jiu too... We can skip ard oso, go cine den go mrt one, blah blah blah... ,ham
Nope... Juz off from work...,ham
Oh oh... Wasted... Den muz chiong on sat n sun liao...,ham
Haha... Sounds crazy, dunno can tahan anot...,ham
Hmmm.. Thk sure got time to hop ard... Ya, can go 4 free abt... Muz call u to discuss liao... ,ham
Oh... I was thkin of goin yogasana at 10 den no nd to go at 3 den can rush to parco 4 nb... Okie lor, u call me when ready...,ham
After my work ah... Den 6 plus lor... U workin oso rite... Den go orchard lor, no other place to go liao...,ham
Aiyo... U always c our ex one... I dunno abt mei, she haven reply... First time u reply so fast... Y so lucky not workin huh, got bao by ur sugardad ah...gee.. ,ham
Ya, i'm referin to mei's ex wat... No ah, waitin 4 u to treat, somebody shld b rich liao...So gd, den u dun have to work frm tmr onwards...,ham
Oh oh... Den muz change plan liao... Go back have to yan jiu again...,ham
Hey... Thk we juz go accordin to wat we discussed yest lor, except no kb on sun... Cos there's nt much lesson to go if we attend kb on sat...,ham
Den wat will e schedule b lk on sun?,ham
Eh den sat u book e kb liao huh...,ham
Yup... Hey then one day on fri we can ask miwa and jiayin take leave go karaoke ,ham
Yup... Ok i go home look at the timings then i msg ü again... Xuhui going to learn on 2nd may too but her lesson is at 8am,ham
Hey i booked the kb on sat already... what other lessons are we going for ah? Keep your sat night free we need to meet and confirm our lodging ,ham
Hey... are you going to quit soon? Xuhui and i working till end of the month ,ham
oh ya... Got hip hop open. Haha i was thinking can go for jazz then zoom to cine... Actually tonight i'm free leh... And there's a kb lesson tonight,ham
Hey so whats the plan this sat? ,ham
Can ü call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...,ham
Hey i will be late ah... Meet you at 945+,ham
Hey tmr meet at bugis 930 ?,ham
Ha... Then we must walk to everywhere... Cannot take tram. My cousin said can walk to vic market from our hotel ,ham
Haha... Yup hopefully we will lose a few kg by mon. after hip hop can go orchard and weigh again,ham
Hey i've booked the 2 lessons on sun liao...,ham
Hmmm... Guess we can go 4 kb n power yoga... Haha, dunno we can tahan power yoga anot... Thk got lo oso, forgot liao...,ham
Oh... Okie lor...We go on sat... ,ham
Oh... Haha... Den we shld had went today too... Gee, nvm la... Kaiez, i dun mind goin jazz oso... Scared hiphop open cant catch up... ,ham
I dun thk i'll quit yet... Hmmm, can go jazz ? Yogasana oso can... We can go meet em after our lessons den... ,ham
Aiyo... Her lesson so early... I'm still sleepin, haha... Okie, u go home liao den confirm w me lor...,ham
I'm nt goin, got somethin on, unless they meetin 4 dinner lor... Haha, i wonder who will go tis time...,ham
Wa, ur openin sentence very formal... Anyway, i'm fine too, juz tt i'm eatin too much n puttin on weight...Haha... So anythin special happened?,ham
Thk some of em find wtc too far... Weiyi not goin... E rest i dunno yet... R ur goin 4 dinner den i might b able to join...,ham
I'm eatin now lor, but goin back to work soon... E mountain deer show huh... I watch b4 liao, very nice...,ham
Goin to workout lor... Muz lose e fats... ,ham
Yupz... I've oredi booked slots 4 my weekends liao... ,ham
I noe la... U wana pei bf oso rite... K lor, other days den...,ham
U meet other fren dun wan meet me ah... Muz b a guy rite...,ham
Oh... Icic... K lor, den meet other day...,ham
Haha... Where got so fast lose weight, thk muz go 4 a month den got effect... Gee,later we go aust put bk e weight.,ham
U attend ur driving lesson how many times a wk n which day?,ham
Ay wana meet on sat?ü wkg on sat?,ham
Shopping? Eh ger i toking abt syd leh...Haha,ham
It's é only $140 ard...É rest all ard $180 at least...Which is é price 4 é 2 bedrm ($900),ham
Hmm...Bad news...Hype park plaza $700 studio taken...Only left 2 bedrm-$900...,ham
Okay... I booked all already... Including the one at bugis.,ham
Yun ah.now ü wkg where?btw if ü go nus sc. Ü wana specialise in wad?,ham
Hey you still want to go for yogasana? Coz if we end at cine then can go bathe and hav the steam bath,ham
Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana ,ham
Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee...,ham
Oh... Lk tt den we take e one tt ends at cine lor... Dun wan yogasana oso can... ,ham
Wa... U so efficient... Gee... Thanx...,ham
Hmmm.... Mayb can try e shoppin area one, but forgot e name of hotel...,ham
Huh... Hyde park not in mel ah, opps, got confused... Anyway, if tt's e best choice den we juz have to take it...,ham
I only work from mon to thurs but Sat i cant leh... Booked liao... Which other day u free?,ham
Until 545 lor... Ya, can go 4 dinner together...,ham
Mon okie lor... Haha, best is cheap n gd food la, ex oso okie... Depends on whether wana eat western or chinese food... Den which u prefer... ,ham
Chinatown got porridge, claypot rice, yam cake, fishhead beehoon... Either we eat cheap den go cafe n tok or go nydc or somethin...,ham
Today i'm not workin but not free oso... Gee... Thgt u workin at ur fren's shop ? ,ham
My fri ah... Okie lor,goin 4 my drivin den go shoppin after tt...,ham
Hey...Great deal...Farm tour 9am to 5pm $95/pax, $50 deposit by 16 May,ham
haha but no money leh... Later got to go for tuition... Haha and looking for empty slots for driving lessons,ham
My tuition is at 330. Hm we go for the 1120 to 1205 one? Do you mind?,ham
Hey... What time is your driving on fri? We go for evaluation on fri?,ham
Nvm... I'm going to wear my sport shoes anyway... I'm going to be late leh.,ham
Hey are we going for the lo lesson or gym? ,ham
Okay... We wait ah,ham
Hey come online! Use msn... We are all there,ham
Oh yah... We never cancel leh... Haha ,ham
K. Did you call me just now ah? ,ham
Okay lor... Wah... like that def they wont let us go... Haha... What did they say in the terms and conditions?,ham
Okay lor... Will they still let us go a not ah? Coz they will not know until later. We drop our cards into the box right?,ham
You want to go? ,ham
Kay... Since we are out already ,ham
Haha okay... Today weekend leh... ,ham
Haha... They cant what... At the most tmr forfeit... haha so how?,ham
Hey... Why dont we just go watch x men and have lunch... Haha ,ham
Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?,ham
Hey i will be really pretty late... You want to go for the lesson first? I will join you. I'm only reaching tp mrt,ham
Yunny... I'm goin to be late,ham
Ya! when are ü taking ure practical lessons? I start in june.. ,ham
Hey... Very inconvenient for your sis a not huh?,ham
Hey i will be late... i'm at amk. Need to drink tea or coffee,ham
Hey you gave them your photo when you registered for driving ah? Tmr wanna meet at yck? ,ham
Ok... The theory test? when are ü going to book? I think it's on 21 may. Coz thought wanna go out with jiayin. But she isnt free,ham
Haha... dont be angry with yourself... Take it as a practice for the real thing. =) ,ham
Haha... Hope ü can hear the receipt sound... Gd luck!,ham
Huh? 6 also cannot? Then only how many mistakes?,ham
Nope... Think i will go for it on monday... Sorry i replied so late,ham
Hey.. Something came up last min.. Think i wun be signing up tmr.. Hee,ham
I am thinking of going down to reg for pract lessons.. Flung my advance.. Haha wat time u going?,ham
Hey gals.. Anyone of u going down to e driving centre tmr?,ham
Ok no prob,ham
Nope i waiting in sch 4 daddy... ,ham
Dunno lei he neva say...,ham
Ü called dad oredi...,ham
Me hungry buy some food good lei... But mum n yun dun wan juz buy a little bit... ,ham
Dad went out oredi... ,ham
Ü still attending da talks?,ham
Then she buying today? Ü no need to c meh...,ham
Yup i'm free...,ham
Nope... C ü then...,ham
Is fujitsu s series lifebook good?,ham
Is toshiba portege m100 gd?,ham
Yun buying... But school got offer 2000 plus only...,ham
Got fujitsu, ibm, hp, toshiba... Got a lot of model how to say...,ham
Okie... Thanx...,ham
How come i din c ü... Yup i cut my hair...,ham
No wonder... Cos i dun rem seeing a silver car... But i thk i saw a black one...,ham
Guai... Ü shd haf seen him when he's naughty... Ü so free today? Can go jogging...,ham
Ok... C ya...,ham
Nope i'm not drivin... I neva develop da photos lei...,ham
I wan but too early lei... Me outside now wun b home so early... Neva mind then...,ham
645,ham
Ü dun need to pick ur gf?,ham
Okie...,ham
I'm at home n ready...,ham
Ok...,ham
Dunno lei... I thk mum lazy to go out... I neva ask her yet...,ham
Mum say we wan to go then go... Then she can shun bian watch da glass exhibition... ,ham
Dun need to use dial up juz open da browser n surf...,ham
When did i use soc... I use it only at home... Ü dunno how 2 type it in word ar...,ham
Can a not?,ham
Juz go google n search 4 qet...,ham
Wat time r ü going to xin's hostel?,ham
Ok...,ham
Huh means computational science... Y they like dat one push here n there...,ham
I not at home now lei...,ham
Eatin my lunch...,ham
Ü takin linear algebra today?,ham
Ü bot notes oredi... Cos i juz rem i got...,ham
Wah lucky man... Then can save money... Hee...,ham
Y so late but i need to go n get da laptop...,ham
Where to get those?,ham
Then cant get da laptop? My matric card wif ü lei... ,ham
I dunno they close oredi not... Ü v ma fan...,ham
Hi dis is yijue i would be happy to work wif ü all for gek1510...,ham
Ü comin to fetch us oredi...,ham
Got smaller capacity one? Quite ex...,ham
Ok thanx...,ham
Wat ü doing now?,ham
Got meh... When?,ham
Ü neva tell me how i noe... I'm not at home in da aft wat... ,ham
Mum ask ü to buy food home...,ham
Leave it wif me lar... Ü wan to carry meh so heavy... Is da num 98321561 familiar to ü?,ham
I tot it's my group mate... Lucky i havent reply... Wat time do ü need to leave... ,ham
Yup he msg me: is tat yijue? Then i tot it's my group mate cos we meeting today mah... I'm askin if ü leaving earlier or wat mah cos mayb ü haf to walk v far...,ham
Yup...,ham
I'm stuck in da middle of da row on da right hand side of da lt... ,ham
Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c ü...,ham
Not directly behind... Abt 4 rows behind ü...,ham
Ü go home liao? Ask dad to pick me up at 6...,ham
I'm done oredi...,ham
I wait 4 ü inside da car park...,ham
Yup... How ü noe leh...,ham
Oic... I saw him too but i tot he din c me... I found a group liao...,ham
Aiyo a bit pai seh ü noe... Scared he dun rem who i am then die... Hee... But he become better lookin oredi leh...,ham
How i noe... Did ü specify da domain as nusstu... Ü still in sch...,ham
When ü login dat time... Dad fetching ü home now?,ham
I come n pick ü up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...,ham
Eh ur laptop got no stock lei... He say mon muz come again to take a look c got a not...,ham
Ü ready then call me...,ham
Ü still got lessons? Ü in sch?,ham
Shall i get my pouch?,ham
I'm on da bus going home...,ham
I was at bugis juz now wat... But now i'm walking home oredi... Ü so late then reply... I oso saw a top dat i like but din buy... Where r ü now? ,ham
Still at west coast... Haiz... Ü'll take forever to come back...,ham
R ü comin back for dinner?,ham
Eat at old airport road... But now 630 oredi... Got a lot of pple...,ham
Y bishan lei... I tot ü say lavender? ,ham
Free any day but i finish at 6 on mon n thurs...,ham
I prefer my free days... Tues, wed, fri oso can... Ü ask those workin lor...,ham
But we havent got da topic yet rite?,ham
So can collect ur laptop?,ham
Ok good then i later come find ü... C lucky i told ü to go earlier... Later pple take finish ü no more again...,ham
Eat jap done oso aft ur lect wat... Ü got lect at 12 rite... ,ham
So ü pay first lar... Then when is da stock comin...,ham
What's ur pin?,ham
Ü collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?,ham
Cos daddy arranging time c wat time fetch ü mah...,ham
Juz now havent woke up so a bit blur blur... Can? Dad went out liao... I cant cum now oso...,ham
So li hai... Me bored now da lecturer repeating last weeks stuff waste time... ,ham
How i noe... She's in da car now... Later then c lar... I'm wearing shorts...,ham
Huh y lei...,ham
Ü eatin later but i'm eatin wif my frens now lei... Ü going home first? ,ham
Havent still waitin as usual... Ü come back sch oredi?,ham
No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr ü?,ham
Tmr then ü brin lar... Aiya later i come n c lar... Mayb ü neva set properly ü got da help sheet wif ü...,ham
I dunno lei... Like dun haf...,ham
I'm going out to buy mum's present ar.,ham
Havent shopping now lor i juz arrive only,ham
Beauty sleep can help ur pimples too.,ham
Up to ü... Ü wan come then come lor... But i din c any stripes skirt...,ham
Then mum's repent how?,ham
Got c... I lazy to type... I forgot ü in lect... I saw a pouch but like not v nice...,ham
Ok i found dis pierre cardin one which looks normal costs 20 its on sale.,ham
Y ü wan to go there? C doctor?,ham
I'm wif him now buying tix lar...,ham
How much r ü willing to pay?,ham
Hi this is yijue... It's regarding the 3230 textbook it's intro to algorithms second edition... I'm selling it for $50...,ham
I'll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It's at home...,ham
Ok... Thanx... Gd nite 2 ü too...,ham
Wat uniform? In where get?,ham
Yup i've finished c ü there...,ham
Never y lei... I v lazy... Got wat? Dat day ü send me da url cant work one...,ham
We're done...,ham
Anything lar...,ham
Go where n buy? Juz buy when we get there lar.,ham
Bishan lar nearer... No need buy so early cos if buy now i gotta park my car...,ham
Do u noe how 2 send files between 2 computers?,ham
I gotta collect da car at 6 lei.,ham
2 laptop... I noe infra but too slow lar... I wan fast one,ham
Dunno da next show aft 6 is 850. Toa payoh got 650.,ham
Tmr timin still da same wat cos i got lesson until 6...,ham
Wat time ü wan today?,ham
Aiya we discuss later lar... Pick ü up at 4 is it?,ham
I'm in a movie... Collect car oredi...,ham
I anything lor...,ham
Nothin comes to my mind. Ü help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?,ham
Ok lor wat time ü finish?,ham
Huh but i got lesson at 4 lei n i was thinkin of going to sch earlier n i tot of parkin at kent vale... ,ham
Ü v ma fan...,ham
Ü come lt 25 n pass to me lar,ham
Y lei?,ham
I wanted to ask ü to wait 4 me to finish lect. Cos my lect finishes in an hour anyway.,ham
Aiyo cos i sms ü then ü neva reply so i wait 4 ü to reply lar. I tot ü havent finish ur lab wat.,ham
Auntie huai juan never pick up her phone,ham
I not free today i haf 2 pick my parents up tonite...,ham
Ok..,ham
Dunno lei... I might b eatin wif my frens... If ü wan to eat then i wait 4 ü lar,ham
How come?,ham
Then ü ask dad to pick ü up lar... Ü wan 2 stay until 6 meh...,ham
Oh ok wait 4 me there... My lect havent finish,ham
I'm done...,ham
In da car park ,ham
Ü log off 4 wat. It's sdryb8i,ham
Ü thk of wat to eat tonight.,ham
Aiyo please ü got time meh.,ham
Can... I'm free...,ham
Ok.,ham
Anything lor. Juz both of us lor.,ham
Ok c ü then.,ham
I'll be late...,ham
Kent vale lor... Ü wait 4 me there ar?,ham
Ard 530 lor. I ok then message ü lor.,ham
I'm done. C ü there.,ham
staff.science.nus.edu.sg/~phyhcmk/teaching/pc1323,ham
Dunno lei shd b driving lor cos i go sch 1 hr oni.,ham
Ü wait 4 me in sch i finish ard 5..,ham
Ok can...,ham
Ü dun wan to watch infernal affair?,ham
Cos darren say ü considering mah so i ask ü...,ham
Ü mean it's confirmed... I tot they juz say oni... Ok then... ,ham
Me n him so funny...,ham
Anything lor is she coming?,ham
Ok lor. I'm in town now lei.,ham
With my sis lor... We juz watched italian job.,ham
C movie is juz last minute decision mah. Juz watch 2 lar but i tot ü not interested.,ham
Wat so late still early mah. Or we juz go 4 dinner lor. Aiya i dunno...,ham
If i not meeting ü all rite then i'll go home lor. If ü dun feel like comin it's ok.,ham
Can ü all decide faster cos my sis going home liao..,ham
Yup ü not comin :-(,ham
He neva grumble but i sad lor... Hee... Buy tmr lor aft lunch. But we still meetin 4 lunch tmr a not. Neva hear fr them lei. Ü got a lot of work ar?,ham
I jokin oni lar.. Ü busy then i wun disturb ü.,ham
Ok lor...,ham
I'm in a movie. Call me 4 wat?,ham
R ü going 4 today's meeting?,ham
Do ü noe if ben is going?,ham
Dunno lei ü all decide lor. How abt leona? Oops i tot ben is going n i msg him.,ham
Neva mind it's ok..,ham
So wat's da decision?,ham
Then ü wait 4 me at bus stop aft ur lect lar. If i dun c ü then i go get my car then come back n pick ü.,ham
Ok i juz receive..,ham
I borrow ur bag ok.,ham
Can. Dunno wat to get 4 her...,ham
Ok. But i finish at 6.,ham
I thk ü gotta go home by urself. Cos i'll b going out shopping 4 my frens present. ,ham
Or i go home first lar ü wait 4 me lor.. I put down my stuff first..,ham
Ü predict wat time ü'll finish buying?,ham
Ok... But bag again..,ham
I only haf msn. It's [email protected],ham
I'm in school now n i'll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when ü r done.,ham
Anything lar then ü not going home 4 dinner?,ham
When can ü come out?,ham
I havent lei.. Next mon can?,ham
That day ü say ü cut ur hair at paragon, is it called hair sense? Do ü noe how much is a hair cut? ,ham
Dunno i juz askin cos i got a card got 20% off 4 a salon called hair sense so i tot it's da one ü cut ur hair. ,ham
Yup it's at paragon... I havent decided whether 2 cut yet... Hee...,ham
Ok lor but not too early. Me still having project meeting now.,ham
Ard 6 like dat lor.,ham
I not busy juz dun wan 2 go so early.. Hee.. ,ham
Okie ü wan meet at bishan? Cos me at bishan now. I'm not driving today.,ham
Doing project w frens lor. ,ham
I'm not coming home 4 dinner.,ham
Ard 530 like dat lor. We juz meet in mrt station then ü dun haf to come out.,ham
Ok lor ü reaching then message me.,ham
Happy birthday... May all ur dreams come true...,ham
I forgot 2 ask ü all smth.. There's a card on da present lei... How? Ü all want 2 write smth or sign on it?,ham
Ü give me some time to walk there.,ham
Ü all write or wat..,ham
Then ü come n pick me at 530 ar?,ham
Thanx 4 sending me home...,ham
Is ur lecture over?,ham
Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch ü later...,ham
Okie.. Thanx..,ham
Will ü b going to esplanade fr home?,ham
We confirm eating at esplanade?,ham
7 at esplanade.. Do ü mind giving me a lift cos i got no car today..,ham
Ü got wat to buy tell us then ü no need to come in again.,ham
Wat's da model num of ur phone?,ham
Hmm thinking lor...,ham
Ok lor... Sony ericsson salesman... I ask shuhui then she say quite gd 2 use so i considering...,ham
Ü say until like dat i dun buy ericsson oso cannot oredi lar...,ham
Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...,ham
No need to buy lunch for me.. I eat maggi mee..,ham
I know she called me,ham
Do ü all wan 2 meet up n combine all the parts? How's da rest of da project going?,ham
I'm doing da intro covers energy trends n pros n cons... Brief description of nuclear fusion n oso brief history of iter n jet got abt 7 n half pages..,ham
Yup i shd haf ard 10 pages if i add figures... Ü all got how many pages?,ham
That's y we haf to combine n c how lor...,ham
cThen i thk shd b enuff.. Still got conclusion n contents pg n references.. I'll b doing da contents pg n cover pg..,ham
Now? I'm going out 4 dinner soon..,ham
Oh ok.. Wat's ur email?,ham
I've sent ü my part..,ham
I emailed yifeng my part oredi.. Can ü get it fr him..,ham
No need to ke qi... Ü too bored izzit y suddenly thk of this...,ham
TaKe CaRE n gET WeLL sOOn,ham
Ü no home work to do meh... ,ham
Huh so late... Fr dinner?,ham
Yup i'm elaborating on the safety aspects and some other issues..,ham
Oic... Then better quickly go bathe n settle down...,ham
I'm hungry buy smth home...,ham
But i juz remembered i gotta bathe my dog today..,ham
Ok lor thanx... Ü in school?,ham
Ok thanx... Take care then...,ham
Oops i thk i dun haf enuff... I go check then tell ü..,ham
Ü only send me the contents page...,ham
Wat time ü finish?,ham
But i haf enuff space got like 4 mb...,ham
Where r e meeting tmr?,ham
Oh ok no prob..,ham
Huh i cant thk of more oredi how many pages do we have?,ham
Can ü send me a copy of da report?,ham
I thk 50 shd be ok he said plus minus 10.. Did ü leave a line in between paragraphs?,ham
How abt making some of the pics bigger?,ham
Nope i'll come online now..,ham
How r ü going to send it to me?,ham
Forgot to tell ü smth.. Can ü like number the sections so that it's clearer..,ham
I havent add ü yet right.. ,ham
They said ü dun haf passport or smth like dat.. Or ü juz send to my email account.. ,ham
Hey r ü still online? I've finished the formatting...,ham
Can i meet ü at 5.. As 4 where depends on where ü wan 2 in lor..,ham
Ok.. Ü finishing soon?,ham
So ü'll be submitting da project tmr rite?,ham
Ok lor... But buy wat?,ham
Or ü go buy wif him then i meet ü later can?,ham
Huh so early.. Then ü having dinner outside izzit?,ham
Must come later.. I normally bathe him in da afternoon mah..,ham
Crazy ar he's married. Ü like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.,ham
Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-),ham
Yar but they say got some error.,ham
If u dun drive then how i go 2 sch.,ham
Yup,ham
Anything...,ham
Then u drive lor.,ham
Ok,ham
Wat time liao, where still got.,ham
Gd luck 4 ur exams :-),ham
Is ur paper today in e morn or aft?,ham
U studying in sch or going home? Anyway i'll b going 2 sch later.,ham
Oh ok..,ham
In sch but neva mind u eat 1st lor..,ham
Call me when u finish then i come n pick u.,ham
Hui xin is in da lib.,ham
Okie...,ham
U wan 2 haf lunch i'm in da canteen now.,ham
Haf u found him? I feel so stupid da v cam was working.,ham
Where r we meeting?,ham
I went to ur hon lab but no one is there.,ham
I've reached sch already...,ham
Can u look 4 me in da lib i got stuff havent finish yet.,ham
Is ur changes 2 da report big? Cos i've already made changes 2 da previous report.,ham
Dun b sad.. It's over.. Dun thk abt it already. Concentrate on ur other papers k.,ham
Din i tell u jus now 420,ham
I fetch yun or u fetch?,ham
All e best 4 ur exam later.,ham
Thanx 4 e brownie it's v nice...,ham
Ok i'm coming home now.,ham
Who u talking about?,ham
Sorry sent blank msg again. Yup but trying 2 do some serious studying now.,ham
Yup but not studying surfing lor. I'm in e lazy mode today.,ham
I've reached already.,ham
Yup no more already... Thanx 4 printing n handing it up.,ham
Ok,ham
Ok i've sent u da latest version of da project.,ham
Mine here like all fr china then so noisy.,ham
Here got lots of hair dresser fr china.,ham
All e best 4 ur driving tmr :-),ham
He said i look pretty wif long hair wat. But i thk he's cutting quite short 4 me leh.,ham
Yup i thk they r e teacher said that will make my face look longer. Darren ask me not 2 cut too short.,ham
Ok lar i double check wif da hair dresser already he said wun cut v short. He said will cut until i look nice.,ham
Thanx...,ham
Shant disturb u anymore... Jia you...,ham
Depends on individual lor e hair dresser say pretty but my parents say look gong. U kaypoh.. I also dunno wat she collecting.,ham
But i'll b going 2 sch on mon. My sis need 2 take smth.,ham
The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i'm not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.,ham
Y dun cut too short leh. U dun like ah? She failed. She's quite sad.,ham
I might go 2 sch. Yar at e salon now v boring.,ham
Is ur paper in e morn or aft tmr?,ham
Nothing. Can...,ham
Shb b ok lor... Thanx...,ham
Really... I tot ur paper ended long ago... But wat u copied jus now got use? U happy lar... I still haf 2 study :-(,ham
Really dun bluff me leh... U sleep early too. Nite...,ham
Huh so slow i tot u reach long ago liao... U 2 more days only i 4 more leh...,ham
Wif my family booking tour package.,ham
How's ur paper?,ham
Haha mayb u're rite... U know me well. Da feeling of being liked by someone is gd lor. U faster go find one then all gals in our group attached liao.,ham
My phone,ham
Aiyar hard 2 type. U later free then tell me then i call n scold n tell u.,ham
Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i'll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.,ham
That's y i said it's bad dat all e gals know u... Wat u doing now?,ham
U horrible gal... U knew dat i was going out wif him yest n u still come n ask me...,ham
Aiyar sorry lor forgot 2 tell u...,ham
I'm meeting Darren...,ham
U coming 2 pick me?,ham
Can do lor...,ham
It's ok lar. U sleep early too... Nite...,ham
Nvm take ur time.,ham
Okie,ham
I also thk too fast... Xy suggest one not me. U dun wan it's ok. Going 2 rain leh where got gd.,ham
Nothing, smsing u n xy lor. Sorry lor da guys neva c u in person but they sort of know u lor. So u wan 2 meet them xy ask me 2 bring u along 4 our next meeting.,ham
Dunno he jus say go lido. Same time 930.,ham
U know we watchin at lido?,ham
Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?,ham
Now got tv 2 watch meh? U no work today?,ham
Then we wait 4 u lor... No need 2 feel bad lar...,ham
Doing nothing, then u not having dinner w us?,ham
Ok...,ham
Ok i also wan 2 watch e 9 pm show...,ham
Sian... Aft meeting supervisor got work 2 do liao... U working now?,ham
Quite late lar... Ard 12 anyway i wun b drivin...,ham
Ok but tell me half an hr b4 u come i need 2 prepare.,ham
Ok...,ham
Then ur sis how?,ham
Ard 515 like dat. Y?,ham
U repeat e instructions again. Wat's e road name of ur house?,ham
Ok lor...,ham
I wake up long ago already... Dunno, what other thing?,ham
We r outside already.,ham
Ok...,ham
Ok lor...,ham
I'm coming home 4 dinner.,ham
Sorry i din lock my keypad.,ham
Wat would u like 4 ur birthday?,ham
I'm leaving my house now...,ham
Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.,ham
Ok i thk i got it. Then u wan me 2 come now or wat?,ham
He like not v shock leh. Cos telling shuhui is like telling leona also. Like dat almost all know liao. He got ask me abt ur reaction lor.,ham
Yar... I tot u knew dis would happen long ago already.,ham
I thk u dun haf 2 hint in e forum already lor... Cos i told ron n darren is going 2 tell shuhui.,ham
Quite lor. But dun tell him wait he get complacent...,ham
I dun believe u. I thk u told him.,ham
Yar he quite clever but aft many guesses lor. He got ask me 2 bring but i thk darren not so willing 2 go. Aiya they thk leona still not attach wat.,ham
Yup. Wun believe wat? U really neva c e msg i sent shuhui?,ham
Watch lor. I saw a few swatch one i thk quite ok. Ard 116 but i need 2nd opinion leh...,ham
Then she dun believe wat?,ham
Ron say fri leh. N he said ding tai feng cant make reservations. But he said wait lor.,ham
Y she dun believe leh? I tot i told her it's true already. I thk she muz c us tog then she believe.,ham
Dunno dat's wat he told me. Ok lor...,ham
Orh i tot u say she now still dun believe.,ham
Cos i was out shopping wif darren jus now n i called him 2 ask wat present he wan lor. Then he started guessing who i was wif n he finally guessed darren lor.,ham
Yup i thk cine is better cos no need 2 go down 2 plaza mah.,ham
Watching tv lor. Nice one then i like lor.,ham
Then i buy.,ham
U buy newspapers already?,ham
No objection. My bf not coming.,ham
Anything lor if they all go then i go lor...,ham
U coming back 4 dinner rite? Dad ask me so i re confirm wif u...,ham
Enjoy urself tmr...,ham
Wat r u doing?,ham
Shuhui has bought ron's present it's a swatch watch...,ham
Yeah it's jus rite...,ham
Ha... U jus ate honey ar? So sweet...,ham
Yar lor actually we quite fast... Cos da ge slow wat... Haha...,ham
Watching tv lor... Y she so funny we bluff her 4 wat. Izzit because she thk it's impossible between us?,ham
Okie...,ham
Hey happy birthday...,ham
Dunno leh cant remember mayb lor. So wat time r we meeting tmr?,ham
U say leh... Of course nothing happen lar. Not say v romantic jus a bit only lor. I thk e nite scenery not so nice leh.,ham
Nothing but we jus tot u would ask cos u ba gua... But we went mt faber yest... Yest jus went out already mah so today not going out... Jus call lor...,ham
Of cos can lar i'm not so ba dao ok... 1 pm lor... Y u never ask where we go ah... I said u would ask on fri but he said u will ask today...,ham
Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...,ham
Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...,ham
U still havent got urself a jacket ah?,ham
How come u got nothing to do?,ham
Quite ok but a bit ex... U better go eat smth now else i'll feel guilty...,ham
Here got ur favorite oyster... N got my favorite sashimi... Ok lar i dun say already... Wait ur stomach start rumbling...,ham
Ok lar... Joking wif u oni...,ham
Okie but i scared u say i fat... Then u dun wan me already...,ham
Yup having my lunch buffet now.. U eat already?,ham
U wake up already? Thanx 4 e tau sar piah it's quite nice.,ham
Jus telling u dat i'll b leaving 4 shanghai on 21st instead so we'll haf more time 2 meet up cya...,ham
Ok...,ham
I'm home...,ham
Okie,ham
U sleeping now.. Or you going to take? Haha.. I got spys wat.. Me online checking n replying mails lor..,ham
Then u better go sleep.. Dun disturb u liao.. U wake up then msg me lor..,ham
What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..,ham
My house here e sky quite dark liao... If raining then got excuse not 2 run already rite... Hee...,ham
Nope wif my sis lor... Aft bathing my dog then i can bathe... Looks like it's going 2 rain soon.,ham
Wow so healthy. Old airport rd lor. Cant thk of anything else. But i'll b bathing my dog later.,ham
U too...,ham
Ok. C u then.,ham
Yup song bro. No creative. Neva test quality. He said check review online.,ham
Wewa is 130. Iriver 255. All 128 mb.,ham
We left already we at orchard now.,ham
I tot u outside cos darren say u come shopping. Of course we nice wat. We jus went sim lim look at mp3 player.,ham
U in town alone?,ham
Anytime...,ham
Ok... Sweet dreams...,ham
Jus came back fr lunch wif my sis only. U leh?,ham
In e msg jus now. U said thanks for gift.,ham
U're welcome... Caught u using broken english again...,ham
Yup bathe liao...,ham
I'm home.,ham
Ok... U enjoy ur shows...,ham
Dunno cos i was v late n when i reach they inside already... But we ate spageddies lor... It's e gals who r laughing at me lor...,ham
Finish already... Yar they keep saying i mushy... I so embarrassed ok...,ham
Nope but i'm going home now then go pump petrol lor... Like going 2 rain soon...,ham
Hey they r not watching movie tonight so i'll prob b home early...,ham
Dunno y u ask me.,ham
I've reached home n i bathe liao... U can call me now...,ham
Yup i'm still having coffee wif my frens... My fren drove she'll give me a lift...,ham
Ok...,ham
I like dis sweater fr mango but no more my size already so irritating.,ham
Yup n her fren lor. I'm meeting my fren at 730.,ham
Anyway i'm going shopping on my own now. Cos my sis not done yet. Dun disturb u liao.,ham
I'm ok wif it cos i like 2 try new things. But i scared u dun like mah. Cos u said not too loud.,ham
U dun say so early hor... U c already then say...,ham
Got but got 2 colours lor. One colour is quite light n e other is darker lor. Actually i'm done she's styling my hair now.,ham
It's ok i noe u're busy but i'm really too bored so i msg u. I oso dunno wat colour she choose 4 me one.,ham
Hey i'm bored... So i'm thinking of u... So wat r u doing?,ham
Ok lor. Msg me b4 u call.,ham
But really quite funny lor wat... Then u shd haf run shorter distance wat...,ham
I'm in town now so i'll jus take mrt down later.,ham
What time is ur flight tmr?,ham
Aiyo u so poor thing... Then u dun wan 2 eat? U bathe already?,ham
U so lousy, run already come back then half dead... Hee...,ham
Eh u remember how 2 spell his name... Yes i did. He v naughty make until i v wet.,ham
Finish liao... U?,ham
U can call now...,ham
10 min later k...,ham
Wat makes u thk i'll fall down. But actually i thk i'm quite prone 2 falls. Lucky my dad at home i ask him come n fetch me already.,ham
Aiyah e rain like quite big leh. If drizzling i can at least run home.,ham
That's y u haf 2 keep me busy...,ham
Yup next stop.,ham
Yar else i'll thk of all sorts of funny things.,ham
Aiyah then i wait lor. Then u entertain me. Hee...,ham
Yup. Izzit still raining heavily cos i'm in e mrt i can't c outside.,ham
Yup, no need. I'll jus wait 4 e rain 2 stop.,ham
I'm not driving... Raining! Then i'll get caught at e mrt station lor.,ham
I'm on my way home. Went to change batt 4 my watch then go shop a bit lor.,ham
Then wat r u doing now? Busy wif work?,ham
Yup but it's not giving me problems now so mayb i'll jus leave it...,ham
Ok... But they said i've got wisdom teeth hidden inside n mayb need 2 remove.,ham
Thanx a lot 4 ur help!,ham
Ok.,ham
Happy birthday... May u find ur prince charming soon n dun work too hard...,ham
R u here yet? I'm wearing blue shirt n black pants.,ham
Or u ask they all if next sat can a not. If all of them can make it then i'm ok lor.,ham
Ok that's great thanx a lot.,ham
I'm e person who's doing e sms survey...,ham
Hi this is yijue, can i meet u at 11 tmr?,ham
Hmm... Dunno leh, mayb a bag 4 goigng out dat is not too small. Or jus anything except perfume, smth dat i can keep.,ham
Eh u send wrongly lar...,ham
Ok,ham
Aiyah sorry lor... I watch tv watch until i forgot 2 check my phone.,ham
Eh sorry leh... I din c ur msg. Not sad already lar. Me watching tv now. U still in office?,ham
My supervisor find 4 me one lor i thk his students. I havent ask her yet. Tell u aft i ask her.,ham
I got to video tape pple type in message lor. U so free wan 2 help me? Hee... Cos i noe u wan 2 watch infernal affairs so ask u along. Asking shuhui oso.,ham
Ok thanx...,ham
U gd lor go shopping i got stuff to do. U wan 2 watch infernal affairs a not? Come lar...,ham
U sick still can go shopping?,ham
Horrible gal. Me in sch doing some stuff. How come u got mc?,ham
Die... I accidentally deleted e msg i suppose 2 put in e sim archive. Haiz... I so sad...,ham
Ok no prob. Take ur time.,ham
His frens go then he in lor. Not alone wif my mum n sis lor.,ham
Yar lor he wan 2 go c horse racing today mah, so eat earlier lor. I ate chicken rice. U?,ham
U really pig leh sleep so much. My dad wake me up at 10 smth 2 eat lunch today.,ham
Yup. Thk of u oso boring wat.,ham
Nope watching tv at home... Not going out. V bored...,ham
Wat r u doing?,ham
Ok set let u noe e details later...,ham
U free on sat rite? U wan 2 watch infernal affairs wif me n darren n mayb xy?,ham
Same to u...,ham
Okie,ham
Ok then u tell me wat time u coming later lor.,ham
I knew it... U slept v late yest? Wake up so late...,ham
Wat's my dear doing? Sleeping ah?,ham
Nite...,ham
Ok. Me watching tv too.,ham
At home also.,ham
Ok. I only ask abt e movie. U wan ktv oso?,ham
I called but no one pick up e phone. I ask both of them already they said ok.,ham
Then ur physics get a-?,ham
Aiyah ok wat as long as got improve can already wat...,ham
I'm reaching home in 5 min.,ham
Wat u doing there?,ham
Ok... Help me ask if she's working tmr a not?,ham
Ok... Then r we meeting later?,ham
Shopping lor. Them raining mah hard 2 leave orchard.,ham
Long beach lor. Expected... U having dinner now?,ham
Havent stuck at orchard in my dad's car. Going 4 dinner now. U leh? So r they free tonight?,ham
How? Izzit still raining?,ham
Thank u!,ham
Thanx a lot...,ham
Although i told u dat i'm into baig face watches now but i really like e watch u gave cos it's fr u. Thanx 4 everything dat u've done today, i'm touched...,ham
East coast,ham
Left dessert. U wan me 2 go suntec look 4 u?,ham
U can call me now...,ham
I jus reached home. I go bathe first. But my sis using net tell u when she finishes k...,ham
Mum not going robinson already.,ham
Nvm it's ok...,ham
If u sending her home first it's ok lor. I'm not ready yet.,ham
Esplanade lor. Where else...,ham
I'm home. Ard wat time will u reach?,ham
Jus ans me lar. U'll noe later.,ham
It's ok i wun b angry. Msg u aft i come home tonight.,ham
So u wan 2 come for our dinner tonight a not?,ham
Hi di is yijue we're meeting at 7 pm at esaplanade tonight.,ham
R we still meeting 4 dinner tonight?,ham
Piggy, r u awake? I bet u're still sleeping. I'm going 4 lunch now...,ham
Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?,ham
We not leaving yet. Ok lor then we go elsewhere n eat. U thk...,ham
Taka lor. Wat time u wan 2 come n look 4 us?,ham
Xy trying smth now. U eat already? We havent...,ham
Then u go back urself lor...,ham
Thanx but my birthday is over already.,ham
Yup i thk so until e shop closes lor.,ham
Hi i won't b ard 4 christmas. But do enjoy n merry x'mas.,ham
We not watching movie already. Xy wants 2 shop so i'm shopping w her now.,ham
I'm going 2 orchard now laready me reaching soon. U reaching?,ham
Ok lor. Anyway i thk we cant get tickets now cos like quite late already. U wan 2 go look 4 ur frens a not? Darren is wif them now...,ham
Aiyah u did ok already lar. E nydc at wheellock?,ham
I thk 530 lor. But dunno can get tickets a not. Wat u doing now?,ham
I tot u reach liao. He said t-shirt.,ham
U reach orchard already? U wan 2 go buy tickets first?,ham
Aft i finish my lunch then i go str down lor. Ard 3 smth lor. U finish ur lunch already?,ham
Havent planning to buy later. I check already lido only got 530 show in e afternoon. U finish work already?,ham
Is xy going 4 e lunch?,ham
I'm going 4 lunch now wif my family then aft dat i go str 2 orchard lor.,ham
Play w computer? Aiyah i tok 2 u lor?,ham
Ha... Both of us doing e same thing. But i got tv 2 watch. U can thk of where 2 go tonight or u already haf smth in mind...,ham
Sitting ard nothing to do lor. U leh busy w work?,ham
Ok lor.,ham
My sis is catching e show in e afternoon so i'm not watching w her. So c u wan 2 watch today or tmr lor.,ham
Then dun wear jeans lor...,ham
Depends on where u going lor.,ham
Ok i go change also...,ham
Anything lor but toa payoh got place 2 walk meh...,ham
Ok lor. I ned 2 go toa payoh 4 a while 2 return smth u wan 2 send me there or wat?,ham
I anything lor.,ham
Jus finish watching tv... U?,ham
Happy new year to u too!,ham
Ok,ham
Havent.,ham
Ok.,ham
I reach home safe n sound liao...,ham
I'll reach in ard 20 mins ok...,ham
Ok... Let u noe when i leave my house.,ham
I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?,ham
Ok lor.,ham
I'm watching lotr w my sis dis aft. So u wan 2 meet me 4 dinner at nite a not?,ham
As usual u can call me ard 10 smth.,ham
U call me alter at 11 ok.,ham
U wake up already? Wat u doing? U picking us up later rite? I'm taking sq825, reaching ard 7 smth 8 like dat. U can check e arrival time. C ya soon...,ham
Thanx. Yup we coming back on sun. Finish dinner going back 2 hotel now. Time flies, we're tog 4 exactly a mth today. Hope we'll haf many more mths to come...,ham
Sorry to trouble u again. Can buy 4d for my dad again? 1405, 1680, 1843. All 2 big 1 small, sat n sun. Thanx.,ham
No need lar. Jus testing e phone card. Dunno network not gd i thk. Me waiting 4 my sis 2 finish bathing so i can bathe. Dun disturb u liao u cleaning ur room.,ham
Yup ok thanx...,ham