TECHNICAL
Git is great!
Why?
It allows communication and file sharing for projects between terminals as long as both have Git installed.
Windows users can download Git here.
Mac OS X has Git pre-installed, but it can be upgraded and maintained with Homebrew - the OS X package manager.
Linux users can install Homebrew for Linux here.
PROJECT-RELATED CONVERSATIONAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES
The cake is a lie.
How do you know; does the frosting say it's a lie? Where is your proof?
I don't need proof.
Yes, you do. You sound ridiculous, otherwise. Open to ridicule.
I don't care about ridicule.
...Lucky you. I think the cake is truthful.
...Why?
Really, are you serious? It just says 'Happy Birthday!', there's nothing else it needs to say. It's a birthday cake; no alterior motives.
...None that you know about...
stares Oh-kay. Yeah, I'm going to just let you talk. I'll just listen.
Thank you.
No problem, you're welcome.