README: fun (GoogleChrome#1216)

readme.md

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-# lighthouse  [![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/GoogleChrome/lighthouse.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/GoogleChrome/lighthouse) [![Coverage Status](https://coveralls.io/repos/github/GoogleChrome/lighthouse/badge.svg?branch=master)](https://coveralls.io/github/GoogleChrome/lighthouse?branch=master)
+# Lighthouse  [![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/GoogleChrome/lighthouse.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/GoogleChrome/lighthouse) [![Coverage Status](https://coveralls.io/repos/github/GoogleChrome/lighthouse/badge.svg?branch=master)](https://coveralls.io/github/GoogleChrome/lighthouse?branch=master)
 
 > Lighthouse analyzes web apps and web pages, collecting modern performance metrics and insights on developer best practices.
 
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 node scripts/build-traceviewer-module.js
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 <img src="https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/883126/13900813/10a62a14-edcc-11e5-8ad3-f927a592eeb0.png" height="300px"><br>
-Lighthouse stops you crashing into the rocks; lights the way.
+<b>Lighthouse</b>, ˈlītˌhous (n): a <s>tower or other structure</s> tool containing a beacon light to warn or guide <s>ships</s> developers at "sea".
 </p>